Dudes, I'm scared!!

KIDS are coming to stay at my place!!!

Eeeekness, I'm scared of kids, what if they bite?? - What if they cry?? - what if they have a big temper tantrum and scream and yell ?? - What if they won't eat their din-din ?? - What if they do a wee-wee in the bath??? - What am I supposed to do to them to entertain them ?? - Do I have to sing Sponge Bob Squarepants ?? (Hope so, cos I LOVE SpongeBob!!)

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I am exaggerating, I do love kids (as long as they are other peoples.... ) but I am very irresponsible!! - If you have seen Mrs.Doubtfire with Robin Williams, I am like Robims Character (BEFORE HE got dressed in women's clobber........) All he did was party with animals and have fun!! - I am BIG KID, but I want the toys and wouldn't share!!

I am a bit scared of them, cos they were 'bratty' and not very nice the last time they were here and I DO NOT TOLERATE BRATTY KIDS....... They make me so mad.

BTW, they are only staying for 2 nights and one full day. They are 5 and 7 years old and their Mum and Dad will be here too................

OK, so maybe I am exaggerating!!



The 'real' reason is, cos I get very dizzy when there is a lot of noise and movement around me, and KIDS LOVE ME, so they will want to play, play play and normally I would be up for it, but NOT at the moment!!! - (to think my Mum wanted me to be a Nursery teacher - she needs her head examined!! - I'm too naughty for a start - I teach them naughty things!!!)
You girls who ARE Mums will prob fall about laughing - which is the whole point of this thread - I just wanted to make you laugh with how much I am exaggerating for 2 NIGHTS!!

WIll try not to have nervous breakdown. Will imagine I am Diana or Hellen or Donna or Tracey J..... You girls are me heroes!! I dunno how you do it all the time, and I'm stressing about 2 nights and I prob won't even have that much to do with em!!

If I am not on much for the next two days, it's cos I'll be lying in a dark room with a cold flannel over me face wondering why fate dealt me such a blow!!

(hope I madeja all laugh!)

dude !!! you certainly wouldnt like living in my house, TV blaring, kids arguing all the time, screams from their wrestling with each other, dogs barking, crying cos theyve now hurt their self cos they fell off the bike etc etc etc LOOOOOOOL!

yes u certainly made me laugh im sure you'll be fine, Xander is driving us mad at the moment as hes recently started running about now, plus getting in awkward places and touching things he shouldn't pulling things out the cuboards

aw bless ya fliss i am sure you will be fine hun and i bet you will all have a blast !!

Diana wrote:dude !!! you certainly wouldnt like living in my house, TV blaring, kids arguing all the time, screams from their wrestling with each other, dogs barking, crying cos theyve now hurt their self cos they fell off the bike etc etc etc LOOOOOOOL!

Dude, I would like your house, your boys are cute!!! You have Border Collies!!! - And we are related!! (Of course we are dude, everyone in Australia has English ancestors, so I have decided you are me cousin!!) LOL!!! If it got too much for me, I would just sit in a dark corner and rock back and forth and suck my thumb!!!

BUT GUESS WHAT DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They ain't coming now!!!!!!!



The Mummy and Daddy have the lovely, lovely flu - so they are too ill to come now! YES!!!

Best not get too excited, cos they'll prob ring up and stay for a week another time!!

Obviously, I am sorry they are ill - cos being ill is yukky - but I am glad they ain't coming with Bratt A and Bratt B!!

But YES!!!!!!! there is a God!!! (His name is Luke Goss and he's a SEX-GOD .... ) how do I get Luke in a post about VISITORS???????????

Dude, everything you said is what adults do too!
treat them like mini adults. LOL!

BUT GUESS WHAT DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They ain't coming now!!!!!!!



The Mummy and Daddy have the lovely, lovely flu - so they are too ill to come now! YES!!!

Best not get too excited, cos they'll prob ring up and stay for a week another time!!

Obviously, I am sorry they are ill - cos being ill is yukky - but I am glad they ain't coming with Bratt A and Bratt B!!

well, or did they read your post on this forum